Wednesday, August 11, 2010

The FARMER is a wise old S.O.B.

Today, I have an INVALUABLE lesson for you

It's not one that many will have the EYES nor the EARS to grasp.

It goes something like this...

Around the country and around the globe, there are FARMERS.

All kinds of farmers

Corn, strawberries, milk & cheese, goats, horses, fruits & vegetables

The FARMER is a wise old S.O.B.

He knows that he needs a few things in his arsenal in order to make
his crops grow and become beautifully bountiful

Such as...

* Sun

* Rain

* Seeds

* Dirt

* Maybe a little fertilizer

And how about....

* Patience

Do you think the 'Old Timer has learned to be PATIENT?

Indeed he has.

For the 'Old Timer knows that he can't plant a SEED today and
expect a CROP tomorrow.

Nor can he plant just ONE seed and expect a harvest.

No, No, No, my friend

The 'Old Timer needs THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS of little seeds to be
sprinkled amongst the dirt so they can take root amongst the mighty
forces of Mother Nature.

Then and only then

Can he be sure his CROP will withstand the passage of time.


"Holy Crap, this KID is talking some TRUTH"

"Shut Up Margaret, this KID is on a roll... let him ROAR"


So you might be asking yourself...

"I don't give a HOOT about farming, raising crops or cows, I
just want to make money damn it, show me how to do it".

Ok, I will.

Congratulations

You're now a FARMER yourself.

Tomorrow, you begin by planting SEEDS.

(Because the 'Old Timer knows that without SEEDS there will be NO Crops. And
if there's NO CROPS, then there's NO SALE at the auction barn. And if there's
NO SALE at the auction barn, then there's NO CHECK paid to the 'Old Timer. And
if there's NO CHECK paid to the 'Old Timer, then his wife gets pissed off at
him and screams "Whatta you been doing all this time, pretending to be a FARMER"?)

The equations are simple:

SEEDS = LEADS

LEADS = PROSPECTS

PROSPECTS = ENROLLMENTS

ENROLLMENTS = CHECK

CHECK = A Happy Farmer


Next time, we go into further details over the above 5 equations.

So hang on there young Farmer,

the FUN is just getting started.

Larry G Potter
www.aTicketToWealth.com

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